This is a modal window. Beginning of dialog window. Escape will cancel and close the window. This modal can be closed by pressing the Escape key or activating the close button. Digital Editorial Options Compare Packages. This brave firework enthusiast takes the ultimate challenge. He pulls down his pants, inserts a bottle rocket, and lights it on fire. Date Added: 07 Aug 14 E A. Date Added: 22 May 13 E A. Date Added: 12 Mar 14 E A.
Top definition. A large turd fired from your ass at an abnormally high speed , not to be confused with diarrhea. Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know That Ass Rocket was so bad I had to strap in to keep from being launched through the roof! A gay man's penis. To blow a dose of cocaine into the anus through a tube , that it may be absorbed through the rectum. The act of lighting a bottle rocket out of ones anus.
5. Hand Blown Off By Firework
There is no more acceptable form of injury or property damage than when some bumpkin tries to get too clever with the Chinese sky candy. And there is no better holiday than the 4th of July for folks to blend fireworks and pain. But until that point, here are the best mishaps in the word of bottle rockets, black cats and mortars. And what is the 4th of July for if not giving psychopaths exactly what they want? Oooh, America burn. See, the sparks will burn your corn chute, thus making your sphincter tighten up, thus creating a death grip on said bottle rocket. Any time you get a homespun assortment of illegal fireworks together, you are basically asking for trouble. When trouble comes, the best thing you can hope for is that you have a video camera running.
Now that I am married, it has become more apparent that his previous comments about not minding if his wife has a career, were not entirely accurate. I was definitely taking the "Tough love" approach because I've read countless times on this and other boards, how Mormons claimed that they were cool with their SO not being Mormon, and that they weren't, themselves, orthodox. I've supported him for 5 years, taken on that Doctor's Partner role, put my ambitions on the back burner, and it hasn't done a lick of good. And of course, everyone has a different experience. These same principles have helped build strong, successful religious communities for thousands of years. Don't think it's just women married to male physicians who suffer. The house has to be perfect and I am unable to do things the correct way. I am the same good faithful woman I always was, just on a different path than I ever expected, one full of insights and blessings I never knew could exist. I have always worked full-time and no employers ever give you any lenience. These past few weeks have made me very depressed.